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== About ==
== About ==


Kanna reached famous status when their [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/GIF GIF] of fish with humorous captions went [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memetics viral].<br><br>
Kanna reached famous status when their [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/GIF GIF] series of fish with humorous captions went [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memetics viral].
 
 
[[File:I am ready to party.png|thumb|304x304px|A real photograph of kanna saying her catchphrase, as documented by [https://twitter.com/BlueAkhekh Val]]]
[[File:I am ready to party.png|thumb|304x304px|A real photograph of kanna saying her catchphrase, as documented by [https://twitter.com/BlueAkhekh Val]]]


Known for his infamous catchphrase ''"I am ready to party"''. Kanna is often found eating [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microplastics microplastics] and [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiber-optic_communication fiberoptic cables].
Known for his infamous catchphrase ''"I am ready to party"''. Kanna is often found eating [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microplastics microplastics] and [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiber-optic_communication fiberoptic cables].  


Kanna Gar was responsible for [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Titanic sinking the titanic] in 1912 causing the death of more than 1,500 people, making her one of the deadliest marine creatures in history.




Kanna Gar was responsible for [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Titanic sinking the titanic] in 1912 causing the death of more than 1,500 people, making her one of the deadliest marine creatures in history.
In late 2019, Kanna was accidentally dropped and fell under the [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refrigerator refrigerator] where, due to not being able to reach under there, she remains there to this day. Because of her [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquatic_respiration disability], crypt members are reqired to kick ice under the fridge whenever possible.

Revision as of 16:57, 11 September 2022

Kanna Gar
Art of KannaGar by themselves.
Born
fishy

(1998-04-08) April 8, 1998 (age 27)
Ocean Floor (in detritus)
Died
Under the fridge
Other names
  • Tool Enjoyer
  • Sharjie
  • Sun-Dial
OccupationArtist
Known forThe James Maynard Keenan "Incident"
Notable workLiterally everything they do
SpouseLu

Kanna Gar is a power abuser and the inventor of Sharks, a popular closed species in the furry community.


About

Kanna reached famous status when their GIF series of fish with humorous captions went viral.

A real photograph of kanna saying her catchphrase, as documented by Val

Known for his infamous catchphrase "I am ready to party". Kanna is often found eating microplastics and fiberoptic cables.

Kanna Gar was responsible for sinking the titanic in 1912 causing the death of more than 1,500 people, making her one of the deadliest marine creatures in history.


In late 2019, Kanna was accidentally dropped and fell under the refrigerator where, due to not being able to reach under there, she remains there to this day. Because of her disability, crypt members are reqired to kick ice under the fridge whenever possible.