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Kanna

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Kanna Gar
Art of KannaGar by themselves.
Born
fishy

(1998-04-08) April 8, 1998 (age 27)
Ocean Floor (in detritus)
Died
Under the fridge
Other names
  • Tool Enjoyer
  • Sharjie
  • Sun-Dial
  • Spider
OccupationArtist
Known forThe James Maynard Keenan "Incident"
Notable workLiterally everything they do
SpouseLu

Kanna "Spider" Gar is a notorious power abuser and the inventor of Sharks, a popular closed species in the furry community. When asked, Kanna said that she would wear a hat if it was made of corn.


About

Kanna rose to fame when their GIF series of fish with humorous captions went viral. Offically making them too good for The Crypt.


A real photograph of kanna saying her catchphrase, as documented by Val

Known for his infamous catchphrase "I am ready to party". Kanna is often found eating microplastics and fiberoptic cables.


In 1912, Kanna Gar was responsible for sinking the titanic causing the death of more than 1,500 people, making her one of the deadliest marine creatures in history.


In 2020, Kanna was accidentally dropped and fell under the refrigerator where, due to not having a broom thin enough, he remains to this day. Because of her disability, crypt members are reqired to kick ice under the fridge whenever possible.