Dawg Nelson

president Dawg Nelson (aka "the big dawg" or "wrench"), was president reigning from 1931 - 1936, before dying on the hindenburg. he is best known for being the origin of the phrase "got that dawg in me".

alongside vice president Bill Hader, he ran for the green party before the party switch (when they were green for money), he was the first openly corrupt preseient who just loved money. during his presidency he ended prohabition but only fopr cocaine. he loved fruit cake. he was an advogate of word of mouth only and refused written documents. her also had a crippling fewar of cameras. this why there is no documentatin or photographs of him.

first lady, Medley Nelson, was known for being the first first lady to eat apples. she was infamous for planting apples around ther white house, which were later torn down immediatley after the end of president nelsons time in office.

Controversies

there were rumours he kiled himself after his terrible preformasnce at the olympics, he was then quioted for saying "the rumours of my death were greatly exaggerated" but nobody cared.