Dawg Nelson

President Dawg Nelson (aka "The Big Dawg" or "Wrench"), was the president who reigned from 1931 - 1936, before dying on the Hindenburg. He is best known for being the origin of the phrase "Got that dawg in me."

Alongside vice president Bill Hader, he ran for the Green party before the party switch (at the time, they were green for money). He was the first openly corrupt President, known for just loving money. During his presidency, he ended prohibition, but only for cocaine. He loved fruit cake. He was an advocate of word of mouth only, and refused written documents. He also had a crippling fear of cameras, resulting in no documentation or photographs of him.

Nelsons 6th wife, first lady Medley Nelson, was known for being the first first lady to eat apples. She was infamous for planting apples around the White House, which were torn down immediately after the end of President Nelsons time in office.

Controversies

There were rumours that he killed himself after his terrible performance at the Olympics. He clarified this later on, being quoted saying: "The rumours of my death were greatly exaggerated," but nobody cared.