Alexander Foobiton

Alex as drawn by Hallows, weirdly he looks just like Floppy Disk, but theres no relation.

Alexander Foobiton (aka. Intern, Soy), Previously Alexander Hamilton (no relation), is the Intern of The Crypt.

He fills many roles in the server, such as "writing that down" and "queueing songs on the bot".

Alex is justifiably unpaid and extremely bad at his job, he is often rightfully subjected to demotions and docks in pay.

in 2024 alexander sadly passed away, when the server he lives on was taken out back and shot. he is survived by his son Alexander Foobieson.