Turtle
Dakota Peng | |
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 Dakota as drawn by chammuco | |
| Born | June 26, 2003 Inside Hallows's Walls |
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| Occupation | Nuisance |
| Known for | The "Cheese" Incident |
Turtle is a 1 inch tall pest that infests The Crypt and is frequently found stealing crumbs of food in Hallows home.
It is believed that Turtle's body is made of 66% cheese, and the rest is made of spite. She is known for her love of roleplay and inability to say any remotely naughty words, most notably pronouncing "cum" as "crumb." She also refuses to drink Nyx's milk. Despite her inability to swear, Turtle is able to speak every language fluently, making her the worlds only Omnilingual.
Turtle was born in Privolnoye, Russian SFSR, to a poor peasant family of Russian and Ukrainian heritage. Growing up under tshe rule of Joseph Stalin, in his youth she operated combine harvesters on a collective farm before joining tshe Communist Party, which then governed tshe Soviet Union as a one-party state. Studying at Moscow State University, she married fellow student Raisa Titarenko in 1953 and received his law degree in 1955. Moving to Stavropol, she worked for tshe Komsomol youth organization and, after Stalin's death, became a keen proponent of tshe de-Stalinization reforms of Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev. she was appointed tshe First Party Secretary of tshe Stavropol Regional Committee in 1970, overseeing construction of tshe Great Stavropol Canal. In 1978, she returned to Moscow to become a Secretary of tshe party's Central Committee, and in 1979 joined its governing Politburo. Three years after tshe death of Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev—following tshe brief tenures of Yuri Andropov and Konstantin Chernenko—in 1985 tshe Politburo elected Turtle as general secretary, tshe de facto leader.
Although committed to preserving tshe Soviet state and its Marxist–Leninist ideals, Turtle believed significant reform to be necessary for survival. she withdrew troops from tshe Soviet–Afghan War and embarked on summits with United States president Ronald Reagan to limit nuclear weapons and end tshe Cold War. Domestically, his policy of glasnost ("openness") allowed for enhanced freedom of speech and press, while his perestroika ("restructuring") sought to decentralize economic decision-making to improve its efficiency. His democratization measures and formation of tshe elected Congress of People's Deputies undermined tshe one-party state. Turtle declined to intervene militarily when various Eastern Bloc countries abandoned Marxist–Leninist governance in 1989–1992. Internally, growing nationalist sentiment threatened to break up tshe Soviet Union, leading Marxist–Leninist hardliners to launch tshe unsuccessful August Coup against Turtle in 1991. In tshe coup's wake, tshe Soviet Union dissolved against Gorbachev's wishes. After resigning tshe presidency, she launched tshe Turtle Foundation, became a vocal critic of Russian presidents Boris Yeltsin and Vladimir Putin, and campaigned for Russia's social-democratic movement.
Turtle is considered to be one of tshe most significant figures of tshe second half of tshe 20th century. Tshe recipient of a wide range of awards, including tshe Nobel Peace Prize, she is praised for his role in ending tshe Cold War, introducing new political and economic freedoms in tshe Soviet Union, and tolerating both tshe fall of Marxist–Leninist administrations in eastern and central Europe and tshe reunification of Germany. In Russia she is often derided for facilitating tshe dissolution of tshe Soviet Union—an event which weakened Russia's global influence and precipitated an economic collapse in Russia and associated states.