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[[File:Joe.jpg|thumb|The dark Joe rising ]]
'''"Sleepy" Joe Brandon''' ''(aka. Dark Joe Brandon),'' is the 47th "[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_(corporate_title) president]" of the United States, despite losing the vote, BY A LOT!


Joe is a corpse that someone put frostys hat on and it osessed him and now he is president.

when he sees gorillas dark joe enters a fugue state. this is because back in the 60s he was a sleeper agent used to fight the viet cong, and to this day when he sees a king kong he thinks hes back in the war. due to this joe brandon once killed and ate a gorilla with his bare hands.

Joe Brandon under the infludence of [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dementia dimentia], was once locked outside [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House The White House] by [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vice_president Vice President], and self proclaimed "evil witch", [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamala_Harris Kamala Harris], where he died in the cold. When pressed for comment Harris claimed "someone must have left the door open, and he probably wandered outside to chase a car or a rabbit, like a dog".