Joe Brandon

The dark Joe rising

"Sleepy" Joe Brandon (aka. Dark Joe Brandon), is the 47th "president" of the United States, despite losing the vote, BY A LOT!

Joe is a corpse that someone put frostys hat on and it osessed him and now he is president.

when he sees gorillas dark joe enters a fugue state. this is because back in the 60s he was a sleeper agent used to fight the viet cong, and to this day when he sees a king kong he thinks hes back in the war. due to this joe brandon once killed and ate a gorilla with his bare hands.

Joe Brandon under the infludence of dimentia, was once locked outside The White House by Vice President, and self proclaimed "evil witch", Kamala Harris, where he died in the cold. When pressed for comment Harris claimed "someone must have left the door open, and he probably wandered outside to chase a car or a rabbit, like a dog".