Asrio

Asrio is a funnybunny, some kind of creature or freak. A sort of funny little thing we like to poke with sticks and throw rocks at until they cry in a high pitched baby-like whining sound that everyone hates. He jingles about miserably and we make him dance for our amusement like a court jester.

Asrio often loves being boiled in a huge bubbling pot and cooked into a delicious and nutritious stew.

Also well known for his catchphrase is "Hop to it lag free style".

He is deathly afraid of the Slenderman, as well as the Slenderman's gay cousin, Micheal, this is because Asrio is deeply homophobic.